Can't go home smelling like a meth lab.

Heyy I'm Eli. I like Buds, Cats and Coffee. Any other questions let me know.(:

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

(via arthurwhit-lock)

capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

(Source: cloningclub, via thelazykorean)

bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

(via the-almost-doctor)

ruinedchildhood:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: xeppeli, via thelazykorean)