Can't go home smelling like a meth lab.

Heyy I'm Eli. I like Buds, Cats and Coffee. Any other questions let me know.(:

dulect:

*hot person likes your selfie*

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kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

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the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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